Listen, I don’t know what the relevant resources are for the department of health and hospital accreditation. However instead, may I offer you a profound poem about corn?

As written by the proclaimed author, it is titled:

“Amazed by Maize”

My name is Belle,
I have a job.
Corn is good,
it comes on a cob.
It comes in a can,
and on a stalk.
But to get to the shops…
I must walk.

I shall walk to the shops,
bag in hand.
To procure the corn,
of which is canned.
Upon arrival,
a depressing sight.
For the shop with the corn…
closes at night.
(or 5pm since it’s Adelaide)

-Di Niro, 1846.
An exert from her highly acclaimed literature piece: “the Kernel”.